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Saturday, 7 November 2009
is in a spaceship, mining asteroids, but feels that it's less sad, somehow, than watching #xfactor.

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just LOVES capers. (The little pickled green things, not wacky adventures.) (Not that I'm averse to wacky adventures, you understand.)

By danieljowen 2 hours, 43 minutes ago Add Comment
Baby has spent all day just saying "da-da". Much to the consternation of his ma-ma.

By danieljowen 4 hours, 41 minutes ago Add Comment
Skate with butter and capers. Mashed sweet potato with coriander and black pepper. #househusband

By danieljowen 4 hours, 42 minutes ago Add Comment
Spectacular PR failure by @playcom. Nothing on website or on Twitter account (which itself was hacked for 2 days). http://ping.fm/qLt5t

By danieljowen 4 hours, 44 minutes ago Add Comment
10-2 win for 'my' football teams, if you combine the scores for all three of them. Hurrah.

By danieljowen 6 hours, 38 minutes ago Add Comment
Lloyds TSB 'customer service' is today's catastrofuck. Total waste of protein every single one of them.

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Friday, 6 November 2009
Baby in mucus-factory mode again today. It's like he's been mugged by a gang of snails.

By danieljowen 1 day, 11 hours ago Add Comment
salutes the genius at Lindam who decided, when marketing their playpen/room divider, that no one would want to know its fecking dimensions.

By danieljowen 1 day, 12 hours ago Add Comment
might, for the first time in ages, spend some time OUTSIDE today. I know. Crazy.

By danieljowen 1 day, 14 hours ago Add Comment
Thursday, 5 November 2009
has Google Wave and, unsurprisingly, not the remotest idea what to do with it or how it works. Hmmm....

By danieljowen 2 days, 2 hours ago Add Comment
Post Office workers agree to resume mis-delivering mail as normal. Hurrah.

By danieljowen 2 days, 5 hours ago Add Comment
Branston tinned spaghetti bolognese. #thingsthatarenotreallyfood

By danieljowen 2 days, 9 hours ago Add Comment
Wind. Rain. Cold. Bleak. Poor chickens.

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Wednesday, 4 November 2009
Baby is to Bickiepeg as Charlton Heston is to rifle. He's got a strong grip for a fella with such small hands (baby, not Heston).

By danieljowen 3 days ago Add Comment
wonders if Mike Ashley woke up and thought: 'I don't think I'm a big enough laughing stock at the moment. How can I address that?'

By danieljowen 3 days, 5 hours ago Add Comment
Disappointed to discover that the original Top Cat theme is not on iTunes, just crappy synthy remakes. "He's the boss, he's the bip.."

By danieljowen 3 days, 5 hours ago Add Comment
Only joking just then. Did the chickens myself. In a fecking hailstorm. Yes, I do want a medal, since you ask.

By danieljowen 3 days, 5 hours ago Add Comment
is watching the wind and rain and wondering how best to persuade Mrs O that she should go out to shut the chicken house.

By danieljowen 3 days, 6 hours ago Add Comment
North Devon news: light fitting nearly catches fire. http://ping.fm/XZxCv

By danieljowen 3 days, 12 hours ago Add Comment

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Jaikus from danieljowen

Saturday, 7 November 2009

is in a spaceship, mining asteroids, but feels that it's less sad, somehow, than watching #xfactor.

just LOVES capers. (The little pickled green things, not wacky adventures.) (Not that I'm averse to wacky adventures, you understand.)

Baby has spent all day just saying "da-da". Much to the consternation of his ma-ma.

Skate with butter and capers. Mashed sweet potato with coriander and black pepper. #househusband

Spectacular PR failure by @playcom. Nothing on website or on Twitter account (which itself was hacked for 2 days). http://ping.fm/qLt5t

10-2 win for 'my' football teams, if you combine the scores for all three of them. Hurrah.

Lloyds TSB 'customer service' is today's catastrofuck. Total waste of protein every single one of them.

Friday, 6 November 2009

Baby in mucus-factory mode again today. It's like he's been mugged by a gang of snails.

salutes the genius at Lindam who decided, when marketing their playpen/room divider, that no one would want to know its fecking dimensions.

might, for the first time in ages, spend some time OUTSIDE today. I know. Crazy.

Thursday, 5 November 2009

has Google Wave and, unsurprisingly, not the remotest idea what to do with it or how it works. Hmmm....

Post Office workers agree to resume mis-delivering mail as normal. Hurrah.

Branston tinned spaghetti bolognese. #thingsthatarenotreallyfood

Wind. Rain. Cold. Bleak. Poor chickens.

Wednesday, 4 November 2009

Baby is to Bickiepeg as Charlton Heston is to rifle. He's got a strong grip for a fella with such small hands (baby, not Heston).

wonders if Mike Ashley woke up and thought: 'I don't think I'm a big enough laughing stock at the moment. How can I address that?'

Disappointed to discover that the original Top Cat theme is not on iTunes, just crappy synthy remakes. "He's the boss, he's the bip.."

Only joking just then. Did the chickens myself. In a fecking hailstorm. Yes, I do want a medal, since you ask.

is watching the wind and rain and wondering how best to persuade Mrs O that she should go out to shut the chicken house.

North Devon news: light fitting nearly catches fire. http://ping.fm/XZxCv

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